#1 I do not have one. 
#2 Well, I've never been drunk... 
#3 HA! Okay, I'm secretly an alien spy sent from Pluto. Er. My people were incredibly pissed when you discounted our planet so we're trying to figure out a way to blow up discount Earth as a planet to us. Or something. I never was a very good listener.
#4 Huh, yup, never kissed anybody that wasn't family-no, not like that, creeper. In that case, that was my papa years ago(god, I used to always kiss his cheek and it was so fucking stubbly>>)...uhm. He was a cook in the Navy:)
#5 Ohgod, it was Supernatural for the longest time and although I still love it, I've been skipping watching it since the fifth or sixth season now, not really getting into the newer eps, feeling like catching up, etc....The Walking Dead is definitely my favourite at the moment, or my new favourite of all time it seems like, because I watched the marathons, was super excited every Sunday for new episodes, hated the hiatus, and didn't miss a single episode during the second season-I never saw the first until the first AMC marathon of it, and I've now seen the first season roughly five or six times-yet with every other show I enjoy and that has been airing this season I've forgotten at least once that a new episode was going to be playing and missed it-which doesn't seem like a big deal, and is normal considering my tendency for forgetting things, but the point is that I not once forgot about TWD, which is pretty amazing for me lol. 
#6 UGH. I hate these questions. I don't have a cell phone, nor have I ever had one...I've texted maybe once, on my one friend's phone, but that was really just some joke message to another friend about where she was or something. I've never received any texts, however (unless MSN counts--which I never count as texting but who knows about other people--in which case I've texted tons of times and my entire beforehand statement about never texting should be disregarded). Uhm. Yeah. Let's just go with "no".
#7 UHM. I don't know. A week ago I was doing a crossword and I starting humming jingle bells and then for some reason I just started laughing for no reason...and uh, then I started to feel really sad all of a sudden and started crying instead. Does that count?