PSYCHOANALYSE YOURSELF!

Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read what each answer means.

1) You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?

i'd rather be alone, but if i must choose i choose my dog.

2) You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

a deer...i've only ever seen deers or squirrels and snakes in the woods where i go lmao.

3) What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

stay the fuck away haha. i'm not getting accidentally shot :P

4) You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.

why the hell? it would be a tiny cabin made of wood.

5) Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

yes indeed. stay the fuck out please and thanks.

6) You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around it?

i don't want a dining room...

7) You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

a plastic cup.

8) What do you do with the cup?

leave it buried or stamp it into the ground...i dunno...

9) You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?

a creek.

10) How will you cross the water?

walk across if it's shallow enough...

ANSWERS!!!

1) The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

ohisee.

2) The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

deers are pretty huge. ergo, so are my problems. at least they sure as hell seem that way sometimes. always.

3) The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

avoid them? yup. bottling them up has worked so well so far...

4) The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

yeah i pretty much am screwed right now. oops.

5) A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

haha. like i said: please stay away. and leave me alone.

6) If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

oh...

7) The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

lol meltable?

8) Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.

eh...okay.

9) The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

well that's nonexistent. creeks are fairly small, i suppose.

10) How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

lmao. last time i tried going into a creek i fell like an asshole and got soaked. eh...sex life=not important then, cause i would hardly get wet unless i fell in...and as  kid i did fairly well climbing about in the creek without getting too wet. sometimes i'm just a clumsy asshole and tiny ass branches apparently do not hold your weight very well:P