suzanne used to say that you're not really anybody in america unless you're on tv...

'cause what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if there's nobody watching? 

so when people are watching, it makes you a better person.

so if everybody was on tv all the time, everybody would be better people.

but if everybody was on tv all the time,

there wouldn't be anybody left to watch

and that's where I get confused.

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Lydia Mertz

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